I think something in my room is alive vitamin water peepin noises...?

so like this one time i was drinking vitamin water and like whoa I was so scared so badly it like bit my nose and like there is this well in china were if you through coins into it you will be cured of all of your sins. so you have to get rid of the viatim water it has swine flu because the government made swine flu to kill black people because 9/11 was an inside job and THERE ARE ANIMALZ EVERYWHERE they see me and watch me and eat my food when I do not look but i have bided my time and soon now i will kill these animal by flooding my house. I might watch gilmore girls tonight. How bout you? I dont have any friends and I want to be pregnant because I saw the movie juno and I want to have a baby. The noise in your room could be a baby. baby go PEEPAPAPEPPEEP some times when you shake it enough. shakin baby's is fun. how is babby formed? how I make in my tummy?